You Could Use A Comb, Mommy

So, its record breaking hot in Seattle and last night we sat outside with our feet in the baby pool. My girlfriends Kelly and Natalie and Oscar and I all ate dinner poolside. Oscar walked up next to my chair and as we were talking, he noticed my unshaven armpit. I'm not proud, but its been maybe three days since I shaved. He was really interested, checked it out for a while and proclaimed "Mommy, need a comb for that." I laughed. Then I encouraged him to see if Natalie and Kelly needed a comb, too. Then Natalie made the funniest remark to Oscar, "You're gonna get a lot of girls with that line."